things I want for harley quinn:
- running away with ivy
- getting to live with her daughter
- marrying ivy
- puppies. like a thousand puppies.
- shopping trips and getting ice cream
- for her to always find jeans that fit on the first try
things I do not want for harley quin:
- having literally anything to do with the joker
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
577. A Muggleborn somehow manages to smuggle their beloved pet fish into Hogwarts, but they don’t have a tank. They ask one of their pureblood friends for help, so the pureblood makes a floating water orb for the fish so it can just float around the common room.
That moment when you and your partner seriously consider cosplaying as Sasha and Aleksis Kaidonovsky.